Everyone says that she’s been Granny Weatherwax’s best friend since they were girls, and that means that underneath all those wrinkles must be nerves of steel

- Tiffany Aching, Wintersmith (Terry Pratchett)

Oh God I love Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax

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Double Knights, Electrocross?

unseenphil:

So yeah, before I get much further in hacking a game into Electric Knights: The RPG, I should probably explain just what Electric Knights is. And what better way than to post an explanation from the FAQ for the show? (Will not be posting the whole FAQ. It is massive.)

1: What is Electric Knights?

“Electric Knights” is an animated series focusing on the adventures of a group of unlikely warriors fighting to save the world from extra-dimensional ‘beastlings’ bent on wreaking havoc with our reality. Or at least, that’s the way that things are originally presented. The show quickly becomes more complex, introducing a hefty dose of Arthurian mythology, along with an amazingly tangled set of character motivations. Why is Thorn alternately working for and against them? How was Elaine’s missing husband able to create a sword that she could call out of nothing? Why does Bunny, who’s supposedly a hologram, get hurt with dismaying frequency? The continuity is tight and almost compulsively self-contained, constantly looping back to foreshadow itself. It is, in short, the sort of series that’s very easy to get lost in.

Both seasons of the show were characterized by excellent direction and an obviously tight-knit writing staff that kept characters remarkably true from episode to episode. Plots were not always resolved immediately, but very little ever seemed to be forgotten. “Electric Knights” ran for two seasons, from 1994-1996, and was taken off the air immediately after the conclusion of the second season, which ended with an unfortunately unresolved cliffhanger.

This is of course, all a lie. There was no show. We made it up. But we -did- write scripts for it, and write new episodes from a ‘brand new third season’ to foreshadow game plots and in short, we were -completely insane-.

And I am pretty sure that ever so often someone finds the FAQ from where it used to hide out and writes a post on Yahoo answers or something asking ‘Hey has anyone heard of this?’

So why do this now?

Because I thought it would be entertaining, and…I mentioned the insane part, right?

I believe in Bunny Batzri.

Does she believe in you?

teppathekid:

leaper182:

This is one of my most favorite endings to a Disney movie, hands down.

Fuck the sword of a Hun who was going to destroy China. Fuck any sort of gift from the Emperor. They’re these *things* that have no meaning whatsoever.

His little girl is home from a *war*, safe and sound, and that is the most important thing in the world to him. The world can go to hell, but it doesn’t matter, because Mulan’s home.

this scene ALWAYS makes me cry

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laughingsquid:

Massive Mayfly Emergence From the Mississippi River Caught on Radar

^^ That is why I am not unhappy to have been on vacation/away from home for a time. 

laughingsquid:

Massive Mayfly Emergence From the Mississippi River Caught on Radar

^^ That is why I am not unhappy to have been on vacation/away from home for a time. 

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alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

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notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

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http://animate-mush.tumblr.com/post/93407496955/magicmattie-animate-mush-drtanner

magicmattie:

animate-mush:

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to…

thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

thebrookeofdragons:

elfpen:

thehttydblog:

httydgirl1992:

Hiccup jumping of Toothless like a badass!

I really loved this part becuase they’re bonding is so beautiful and this dork comes along jumping off his dragon like I CAN DEFY GRAVITY MOM!

He really is making up for a childhood of missed “MOM MOM DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID” moments in one dorky skydive.

"LOOK MOM! No DRAGON!!"

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blue-with-purple-polka-dots:

Honestly? While Stitch is fun I think the movies real strength has always been these two. They’re utterly wonderful in every scene they have together. It’s either funny or heartbreaking or touching but how they interact is always very true to life.

I love Nani far too much in general as well. Hah.

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buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

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breebird33:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus
  2. "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People
  3. "Best Song Ever" by One Direction
  4. "Gangnam Style" by Psy
  5. "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. "Scream & Shout" by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. "Timber" by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
  10. "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic

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uponsorrowfuleyes:

romancingthieves:

bluereverie:

beastlies:

Who’s the tiniest little baby lake monster? Who?? Is it you??

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Or is it you??

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Are you the tiniest little baby lake monster?? Huh? Or is it you?

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Or maybe it’s one of you guys! IS IT?? Smoochy smooch smooch face!

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(I’m sorry everyone. I’m just really enjoying making these guys.)

These are just so freaking adorable!  I love them!

How cute!

Oh my gosh I want all of these

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